captain_jtkirk

How do I always forget you're actually thirteen mentally?

I meant sleeping.

You pervert.

'the hell you did.

It physically pains me when you don't believe me.

Yeah, your life is real hard.

Are you done shooting things yet?

I might be moving on to punching them.

If you break something I'm finding a way to synthesis vaccines in this place just for you.

I don't understand what you'd be vaccinated me against.

There are options Jim, even though by this point we've gotten a good number of them scratched out.

How are your eyes?

Then I'm saved.

... blue?

You're funny when you're hopeful.

I mean sight-wise. You may not like it but you have the same genetic makeup as Admiral Kirk, and unless an outside factor is the cause you should be going nearsighted eventually.

You're mean when you're a doctor.

Again my eyes are blue. His were brown. We're not identical.

It's the price of being right.

I didn't say you were identical, I said you're made of the same DNA, apparently with some minor outside factors shifting a thing or two. You should take an eye test.

Smugness; you're doing it wrong.

Why? There's no point in taking it now if my eyes are fine, which they are by the way.

Some of us aren't pros like star ship captains I won't name.

Heave forbid you do any health related test willingly.

He's open to teaching.

There's no need for it.

Seeing as it's such a valuable life skill and all.

Are you so busy it'd be a waste of your precious time?

Yes. I am.

Doing what exactly?

Trying to find ways to make Scotty think he punched himself.

Out drink him- and no, that's not a go ahead to actually try this. Anything else?

Good plan, Bones. I knew I liked you for a reason.

I'm... doing some learning.

I'm blushing like a school girl.

On what exactly?

Red's a good color on you.

Are you mad that I'm expanding my intellect?

Shiny beads and shallow flattery Jim.

No, I'm mad that you're not answering the question and I'm sitting here in the infirmary tapping away like a teenager talking to their friends via a PADD in their lap during biology.

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