captain_jtkirk

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Shego, do you still have that thing I gave you?

Out drink him- and no, that's not a go ahead to actually try this. Anything else?

Good plan, Bones. I knew I liked you for a reason.

I'm... doing some learning.

I'm blushing like a school girl.

On what exactly?

Red's a good color on you.

Are you mad that I'm expanding my intellect?

Shiny beads and shallow flattery Jim.

No, I'm mad that you're not answering the question and I'm sitting here in the infirmary tapping away like a teenager talking to their friends via a PADD in their lap during biology.

I don't... understand that phrase. Is it southern?

I believe you started the conversation.

Lord, do you get out at all? You sound like Spock.

Then let me restart it: what are you learning?

... sorry, can't talk. I'm going to go kill myself now.

You're infuriating on scales that man hasn't reached before.

[imagine a huge, slow eyeroll right here.]

Vulcan calculus.

Was that so hard?

Yes.

Well a little suffering is good for the soul.

So is peace and quiet.

And apparently so is hours of calculus on end.

Does that bother you?

I'm starting to wonder if it should.

Didn't we just call it good for my soul?

I said a little suffering, not hours of Vulcan garble.

You clearly have never attempted to do math like the Vulcans.

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