.031 - I just like cliques a whole lot :c

[captain_jtkirk]

Well, it seems like it's been quiet and nice for the past few days, so what do you say gang? Maybe we can try take two at getting together and having a drink?

Think of this as a very strong suggestion. And nobody touch a book this time. Or look at a book or even think about a book at all.

[Private to Shego]

If you don't offer to help teach people self defense in a very public manner in the next 24 hours, I'll do it for you.

Edited to Add: [Private to Pavi]

Hey. Let's hang out.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You spoil me so good.

[Private]

Oh. Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a 'great idea Bones, let's go with that.'

[Private]

Thanks Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's not what I said.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm developing your skill at selective and interpretive hearing.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's more like something you're born with.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Genetic mutation is known to happen.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should spend less time together.

I don't want to end up Southern somehow.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I haven't ended up a reckless kid yet so I think it's safe to say you'll be fine.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah but now I want some pecan pie.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well damn, you must be infected then. Craving pecan pie is the sum of Southern man's thoughts.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How did we skip from a genetic mutation to an infection?

It's like you're just making this up as you go along, you quack.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's CMO quack to you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't let you give me physicals.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That reminds me you're due for another one soon.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must have me confused with some other Kirk.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Even with two of you running around you're pretty distinct there Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then you distinctly remember sedating me for no reason.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember the reason alright. I don't do this for kicks you idiot, given your constitution it's necessary for the check ups.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel fine. I haven't been attacked in over a week. You're not allowed near me with a hypo.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're incredible. You pick fights, let yourself get beaten to a damned pulp and a hypo scares you off.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's an allergic reaction waiting to happen and I like breathing.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh you do, do you? Could have fooled me.

You're not due for another checkup for a few weeks yet anyway. I'm sure that will give you plenty of time to come up with ludicrous excuses and ploys.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well.

If you feel like choking me with your dick, I could get down with that.

/choking

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damn it, Jim.

PRIVATE VICTORY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You really regret sleeping with me now, don't you?