.031 - I just like cliques a whole lot :c

[captain_jtkirk]

Well, it seems like it's been quiet and nice for the past few days, so what do you say gang? Maybe we can try take two at getting together and having a drink?

Think of this as a very strong suggestion. And nobody touch a book this time. Or look at a book or even think about a book at all.

[Private to Shego]

If you don't offer to help teach people self defense in a very public manner in the next 24 hours, I'll do it for you.

Edited to Add: [Private to Pavi]

Hey. Let's hang out.

Comments

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well damn, you must be infected then. Craving pecan pie is the sum of Southern man's thoughts.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How did we skip from a genetic mutation to an infection?

It's like you're just making this up as you go along, you quack.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's CMO quack to you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't let you give me physicals.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That reminds me you're due for another one soon.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must have me confused with some other Kirk.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Even with two of you running around you're pretty distinct there Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then you distinctly remember sedating me for no reason.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember the reason alright. I don't do this for kicks you idiot, given your constitution it's necessary for the check ups.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel fine. I haven't been attacked in over a week. You're not allowed near me with a hypo.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're incredible. You pick fights, let yourself get beaten to a damned pulp and a hypo scares you off.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's an allergic reaction waiting to happen and I like breathing.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh you do, do you? Could have fooled me.

You're not due for another checkup for a few weeks yet anyway. I'm sure that will give you plenty of time to come up with ludicrous excuses and ploys.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well.

If you feel like choking me with your dick, I could get down with that.

/choking

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damn it, Jim.

PRIVATE VICTORY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You really regret sleeping with me now, don't you?

Private- pain in the ass :|

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Like you'd be any different otherwise.

Private - sex makes him smug

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah but now there's a thread of truth.

Private - life makes him smug

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I can see the smirk on your face from levels away.

Private - sex is worse

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

After you're done talking to your kid, you could come kiss it off.

Tell her high for me, by the way.

Private - well that goes without saying

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Brat.

I will, on both counts if you manage to keep Pavi out of trouble.

Private - ... that's supposed to *hi not high

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm on it, don't worry.

Private - LOL I figured

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Whenever I turn my back that idiot does something or ends up in the infirmary. Be careful yourself Jim, you're worse than him.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes, mother.

Private

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And listen to Uhura- before midnight.