.026 - Kirk is a five year old.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why thank you for my tribble, Admiral. And you too, dear Inmate for suggesting it.

I think I shall name it Spock.



[ooc; No, it hasn't been fed yet. BUT SOMEDAY in the future... tribble invasion. c:]

Comments

[with_discipline]

I was under the impression there were enough Spocks in your time.

(((OOC: You are my hero.)))

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

But there aren't any here and I just miss him so much.

[with_discipline]

What are tribbles?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

They are balls of fur that purr when you pet them.

They're awesome.

[with_discipline]

...Balls of fur.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's exactly like it sounds.

[with_discipline]

Useless?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

They say pets match their owners, right?

[with_discipline]

Do they?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So you think I'm cute and you want to pet me all the time, too?

That makes me uncomfortable, Shego.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

HE'S BACK

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How Vulcan of you.

[with_discipline]

As I am Vulcan, that would seem redundant.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Now you know the irony of naming the tribble after Spock.

You can laugh. It's okay.

Hope tribbles have that calming effect on all Vulcans. >>

[with_discipline]

Doctor McCoy informed me that the High Council was saved, and that our culture would be preserved; I would have presumed you'd have a better understanding of it. Clearly I was mistaken.

All Vulcan are overcome with rage around him :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh because I used irony about a Vulcan, that makes me insensitive to your culture?

Laughter is the best medicine you know.

Jim + tribble = confused Vulcans.

[with_discipline]

I would have used 'ignorant.'

I've heard that phrase before; it is no more true for Vulcans now than it was then.

He just can't win you with people

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That still doesn't mean you as a race aren't excused from the calming effect of tribbles.

One, in particular, probably needs one surgically attached to him.

If he can't win with half-Vulcans, he's screwed when he meets a full one

[with_discipline]

I doubt he would appreciate that.

You Vulcans are real bullies

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If only we could ask him.

Total jerks of the universe. Watch out Klingons

[with_discipline]

If only. Perhaps you should ask the Admiral to contact him.

And you damn, Romulans

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Though I hope he's too busy watching my ship to chat.

*Shakes fist*

[with_discipline]

If he's doing his duty, then wishing him here is hardly prudent.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

Tell me you weren't an Ambassador to Earth.