.026 - Kirk is a five year old.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why thank you for my tribble, Admiral. And you too, dear Inmate for suggesting it.

I think I shall name it Spock.



[ooc; No, it hasn't been fed yet. BUT SOMEDAY in the future... tribble invasion. c:]

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Now you know the irony of naming the tribble after Spock.

You can laugh. It's okay.

Hope tribbles have that calming effect on all Vulcans. >>

[with_discipline]

Doctor McCoy informed me that the High Council was saved, and that our culture would be preserved; I would have presumed you'd have a better understanding of it. Clearly I was mistaken.

All Vulcan are overcome with rage around him :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh because I used irony about a Vulcan, that makes me insensitive to your culture?

Laughter is the best medicine you know.

Jim + tribble = confused Vulcans.

[with_discipline]

I would have used 'ignorant.'

I've heard that phrase before; it is no more true for Vulcans now than it was then.

He just can't win you with people

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That still doesn't mean you as a race aren't excused from the calming effect of tribbles.

One, in particular, probably needs one surgically attached to him.

If he can't win with half-Vulcans, he's screwed when he meets a full one

[with_discipline]

I doubt he would appreciate that.

You Vulcans are real bullies

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If only we could ask him.

Total jerks of the universe. Watch out Klingons

[with_discipline]

If only. Perhaps you should ask the Admiral to contact him.

And you damn, Romulans

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Though I hope he's too busy watching my ship to chat.

*Shakes fist*

[with_discipline]

If he's doing his duty, then wishing him here is hardly prudent.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

Tell me you weren't an Ambassador to Earth.

...He reminds her of Trip. :|

[with_discipline]

Before I joined the Enterprise's crew, I was an aid to Ambassador Soval, who is Ambassador to Earth.

Is this good?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Still, you should be better at picking out human eccentricities.

Trip's the one she slept with years ago, so. Your call. (no, he's kinda a doofus)

[with_discipline]

I'm familiar with human eccentricities. You display them crudely.

But he wants the sex. :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

Exploring human sexuality, take two

[with_discipline]

I find myself unsurprised.

Hurray

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

See, you are getting better at this.

[with_discipline]

How strange that you would presume to know how proficient I was before.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I took an educated guess about Vulcans.

[with_discipline]

Like Humans, not all Vulcans are the same.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's hard to tell sometimes.

[with_discipline]

Try not to be so close minded.