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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-09-24 05:11 pm
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.025 - Private to McCoy

Bones, old me is here.

Old me. As in the first one or however the fuck that goes.

He thinks I'm Ensign Matthews of the Centaurus from Alabama.

Go with it.
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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I know he is, I-

What the hell are you planning to do tricking him like that?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm planning on getting to know what having parents is like without him being weird about it.

Does that bother you?

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, all right.

I'm not a fan of lying and making up separate personalities when it isn't necessary. Just... don't do anything stupid Jim. He isn't some standard to measure yourself by.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's necessary, Bones.

Pretty sure it's already too late for that. Yeah, I know.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I damn well hope you do.

What the hell is he going about with Spock? It couldn't be another timeline could it?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gee, Bones, let me just consult the time when my mind was one with the Vulcan bastard.

Wait.

Wait.

I don't care.
Edited 2009-09-25 00:08 (UTC)

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Jim. Look, maybe you should hold this meeting with him off.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That'd just be delaying the inevitable and I'm on a roll.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be giving yourself time to clear your head is what it would be.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bones, I don't want to be a downer but this is never going to get better.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to meet with him. I'll leave any explanations about why your lives are different up to you to tell.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I swear if you hide and make my life harder I am breaking out the Cardassian flu vaccine.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Bones, can't hear you. I'm busy with something. I'll see you around.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[And like a two year old, Kirk ignores you.]
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