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.025 - Private to McCoy

Bones, old me is here.

Old me. As in the first one or however the fuck that goes.

He thinks I'm Ensign Matthews of the Centaurus from Alabama.

Go with it.

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I know he is, I-

What the hell are you planning to do tricking him like that?

I'm planning on getting to know what having parents is like without him being weird about it.

Does that bother you?

... Yeah, all right.

I'm not a fan of lying and making up separate personalities when it isn't necessary. Just... don't do anything stupid Jim. He isn't some standard to measure yourself by.

It's necessary, Bones.

~~Pretty sure it's already too late for that.~~ Yeah, I know.

I damn well hope you do.

What the hell is he going about with Spock? It couldn't be another timeline could it?

Oh gee, Bones, let me just consult the time when my mind was one with the Vulcan bastard.

Wait.

Wait.

I don't care.

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Jim. Look, maybe you should hold this meeting with him off.

That'd just be delaying the inevitable and I'm on a roll.

It'd be giving yourself time to clear your head is what it would be.

Bones, I don't want to be a downer but this is never going to get better.

I'm going to meet with him. I'll leave any explanations about why your lives are different up to you to tell.

You are so kind.

I swear if you hide and make my life harder I am breaking out the Cardassian flu vaccine.

Sorry, Bones, can't hear you. I'm busy with something. I'll see you around.

I'm serious Jim!

[And like a two year old, Kirk ignores you.]

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