James T. Kirk (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-09-04 05:59 pm
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-09-04 05:59 pm
.018 - covering his own ass
[Filtered to McCoy]
Bones, I might need you to spread word that I have some kind of medical condition that makes it so I'm physically and mentally incapable of saying no to people when they want to have sex with me. You've known me for more then a half hour, you can testify that it's true. Use all of those big words that you know. Make it sound fancy and impressive.
Also, remember when we used to have those fun sleepovers in your room at the Academy? Let's have one this weekend. So old time's sake.
[Filtered to Shego]
Dear Inmate, have you calmed down since our last conversation? I may have an outlet for your aggression if you have and before you say anything, it isn't sex. Cross my heart and stick a needle in my eye.
Bones, I might need you to spread word that I have some kind of medical condition that makes it so I'm physically and mentally incapable of saying no to people when they want to have sex with me. You've known me for more then a half hour, you can testify that it's true. Use all of those big words that you know. Make it sound fancy and impressive.
Also, remember when we used to have those fun sleepovers in your room at the Academy? Let's have one this weekend. So old time's sake.
[Filtered to Shego]
Dear Inmate, have you calmed down since our last conversation? I may have an outlet for your aggression if you have and before you say anything, it isn't sex. Cross my heart and stick a needle in my eye.
Private
Private
Well you'll be enjoying more of that 'tender loving care' if you keep this up. Now go vent your sexual frustration out on sparring your inmate and give me time to prepare for dealing with you for a long period of time.
Private
Going now. Don't miss me too much.
Private
OOC : OMG YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS. that is all.