.016 - Since it's been like a week and a half and nothing...

[captain_jtkirk]

I see we are a real judiciary branch around here.

I'm more likely to die of old age before a decision gets made.

Comments

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Jim.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you that you have an annoying habit of sounding like my mother?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Did anyone ever tell you tattooing a god damned target on your forehead is a bad idea? Or were you not listening when we talked about harassing the possibly angry mob?

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You keep talking about this angry mob but I have yet to see any sign of it.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Right, that means you should go testing that.

Haven't they gotten you a new inmate yet?

Re: [voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Obviously I'm suspended, Bones.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Great, so their solution to dealing with the kid who is the embodiment of idle hands being the Devil's plaything is to give him more free time. Brilliant.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You could always let me tag team your Inmate. To keep up tradition.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And let you shoot him with a phaser?

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I would never shoot my Inmate for no reason.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Trust me, he'd give you a reason.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then I don't know what the problem is.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

For the last time you are not shooting my damned inmate.

Come on, let's go for a drink before you go and piss off the entire ship.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes, Doctor.

I'm in my room. Should I come to your old lazy ass?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

If you can take some time out of your busy schedule.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I left my PADD with the good games in your room anyway.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh was that the hunk of metal I threw away? Shame.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't you respect anything that is mine?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Don't leave your shit lying around in my room. If you're going to use it as a damned storage closet put it on a shelf you slob.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You invited me to stay with you, asshole.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'm teaching you a lesson in proper room care. You're welcome.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Wait until you find the mess I stuffed under your bed.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

If I find anything like in Academy I am breaking that PADD over your thick skull.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me you already threw it out.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

No, I just beat your score in Pacman.