.016 - Since it's been like a week and a half and nothing...

[captain_jtkirk]

I see we are a real judiciary branch around here.

I'm more likely to die of old age before a decision gets made.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then I don't know what the problem is.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

For the last time you are not shooting my damned inmate.

Come on, let's go for a drink before you go and piss off the entire ship.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes, Doctor.

I'm in my room. Should I come to your old lazy ass?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

If you can take some time out of your busy schedule.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I left my PADD with the good games in your room anyway.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh was that the hunk of metal I threw away? Shame.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't you respect anything that is mine?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Don't leave your shit lying around in my room. If you're going to use it as a damned storage closet put it on a shelf you slob.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You invited me to stay with you, asshole.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'm teaching you a lesson in proper room care. You're welcome.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Wait until you find the mess I stuffed under your bed.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

If I find anything like in Academy I am breaking that PADD over your thick skull.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me you already threw it out.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

No, I just beat your score in Pacman.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

...

I hate you more then words will ever say.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Cry about it in your own time Jim.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've also mentioned that you're the worst person I've ever met, right?

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just like you mentioned you were coming over sometime this century. Are you coming or not?

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't want to hang out with people who eat my cookies and wreck my high scores and threaten to beat me down with PADDs.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You mean those same people who save the good whiskey for you despite the fact you're a thankless ass?

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The good whiskey? For me? Aw Bones, you shouldn't have.

I'll be there soon. Don't agitate your ulcer any more then you have to.

[voice]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're right about that.

No ulcer, though I'm naming the tumor Jim in honor of it's cause.

[voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear about you cheating on me with other Jims.