.015 - [Voice]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered to McCoy]

[There's a lot of groaning at first because someone tried to drink his body weight in alcohol over the weekend.]

Bones... hey Bones, my head kinda feels like someone tried to bash it in with a rock. Can you fix that?

And have you seen my shirt?

Oh and... can I stay with you for a while? In case of lynching mobs? I'd ask Chekov but I kinda think that he'd scream like a girl and give me up.

So if I crawl to you, you'll fix my brain. Right? Yes? Sound like a plan?

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, it was logical to drive it off a cliff. [Too bad Spock wasn't there, he always enjoyed the look he got for daring to defile the sacred word. Snarking at Jim was workable too.]

[Bones swats at the 'gun.'] Remember that little bit about doctors 'doing no harm?' That counts for their trigger happy friends too.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, Spock."

[The hand gesture persists, despite the fact that McCoy pretty much slapped his hand.] "Funny, they never taught me that in the command track. You must have forgotten that I'm not a doctor."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a green blooded computer to you?

[Bones rolls his eyes at his failed attempt.] No, you're a hot shot space captain. What the hell do they teach you on the command track, shoot and run?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"The blue makes it a little confusing." [Kirk points at his own chest, like that proves his point. Even though he's not wearing his gold command tunic at the moment.]

"Generally they teach you how to aim and then shoot and then run away if you feel that's the best course of action. I'm personally not a fan of it."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should start color coding us. [His tone is dry and his brow is quirked at that.]

What, you prefer the stand, shoot, get shot a few times so the away team needs to drag your ass back to the CMO approach?