captain_jtkirk

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Spock is no longer on the ship.

I did cry into my oatmeal this morning but I think I still need a hug.

Great. Want me to stick an advert on your cabin door?

Yeah that'd be great.

[There is now a piece of paper taped to your door reading:

LOSER SEEKS PITY GROPE
ENQUIRE WITHIN

in black Sharpie]

Good comeback. Real mature.

[GLASS HOUSES SHEGO]

I thought maybe you misplaced the sign.

Yeah no, I'm not the one practically humping my communicator out of desperation to get laid.

Anyway. New future space buddy. Go you?

That was pretty weird timing.

Maybe the Admiral's enforcing a quota.

Of Starfleet officers?

I guess.

There's worse things to collect I guess.