A Message From Your New Captain

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

Comments

[bythe_books]

Oh, you have got to be joking.

voice.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[you can hear the face palming] Jim.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

Too bad, so sad for you.

voice.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You can still hear the SMUG VICTORY in his voice.]

Yes, Bones?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

You're running things?

Private

Let's talk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nope!

Private

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Captain Solo...well, well, well. Can I have a talk with my former warden?

voice.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[so, so dryly it hurts.] Oh nothing Jim, just browsing and came by to congratulate you on your newest bout of insanity.

[exasperated, maybe the slightest bit concerned. if you squint.] What the hell do you think you're doing? No wait scratch that, thinking obviously wasn't involved here. You really want to piss off this Admiral guy? God damnit man, he flies a god forsaken prison!

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

Erm. What exactly happened to our "beloved" Admiral? You didn't...you know, "take care of him", did you?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Hm.

This could be an improvement.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Do you know what happened the last time someone took over the Barge? Every one ended up dying. Give control back now before you do something stupid or another total dumbfuck move.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

[Private]

Talk about what?

[bythe_books]

You're going to crash us on a planet of green-skinned women, aren't you.

Private

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, Captain. I am very impressed.

nobody tells Tosh stuff :c

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

...

Captain Harkness?

voice.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not pissing off anybody.

I'm doing what comes naturally to me, Bones. You said to find myself a hobby. So I did.

Private

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

I can do things for you. I can get information, take care of problems, help you out, that sort of thing.

But you have do things for me in return.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll just have to avoid that messy dying business this time. I assure you I'm real good at this captain thing.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just ask him yourself? I'm hardly a messenger boy.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you implying that we killed him?

Because if you are, the answer is no.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Change that to 'will be an improvement' and you'd be more correct.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Like hell! Something bad will happen because you're too much of an idiot to realize that this isn't going to go like you think it is. Just get down off your little dreamcloud or whatever and face reality. I don't care if you were a captain back home or whatever, this is a damn prison barge! You're not captain for a reason.

Know your place.

voice.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Designing coups isn't a hobby Jim.

Do you really plan on keeping this up?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, Master.