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A Message From Your New Captain

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

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Captain Solo...well, well, well. Can I have a talk with my former warden?

Why don't you just ask him yourself? I'm hardly a messenger boy.

The problem is, I want to talk to him in person. These journals are just so cold and impersonal, wouldn't you agree?

Yeah, I could see that.

Still doesn't mean you can't ask him yourself. They might be cold and impersonal but they are darn handy for setting up meetings.

True. Tell me, if I do get a meeting with Han, would you mind showing me to the Admiral's office?

Very clever, but no.

He's piloting. If I'm going to talk to him face to face, you'll need to show me the way. Besides, he can't write in his journal and pilot at the same time.

I can fly this thing for him while he's away talking to you.

But do you really trust yourself alone with Harkness? Oh, the rumors I've heard about him...

Please enlighten me.

He's a sexual beast! Young, nubile, full of life...you're definitely his type. I'd recommend someone with you at all times when you're around him.

Is that so?

A sexual beast you say?

You know this from experience?

Oh no. A friend of mine confided in me.

What friend?

Why Miss Rose Tyler, of course! Please don't tell her I told you though-the poor dear's fragile enough as is.

Is that so?

Thanks for the advice. I'll take it into consideration.

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Private - tremble, as Loki makes up shit

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Private - dammit kirk, why aren't you more guillible?

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