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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-08-01 05:32 pm

A Message From Your New Captain

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I am.

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Talk about what?

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I can do things for you. I can get information, take care of problems, help you out, that sort of thing.

But you have do things for me in return.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Say I have need for these things, what would I have to do for you?

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Take care of any problems I might have.

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't accepted my offer yet.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're giving me a bunch of vague nothing. Why would I accept that?

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You just took control of a prison ship.

I don't think I need to clear anything up.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I did. It's a very nice prison ship too.

Tell you what, if I ever need anything, I'll let you know and then you can name your price then.

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should reconsider. Having me on your side can be a valuable asset.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Seeing as you won't tell me what I have to do for you to get you on my side, you can understand my hesitation.

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[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'd appreciate it if you'd be willing to see to my release. However, I doubt that very much, so I'd settle for better treatment and perks.