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A Message From Your New Captain

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

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[he just groans at how painful it is.] What are you, twelve? Jim, if you do that accent one more time I am threatening Chekov with physicals until he leads me right to you.

[MORE ACCENT. With a dash of something like Jamaican thrown in.]

Ensign Chekov's safe from your tomfoolery, man.

[He's honestly not sure if he's exasperated or impressed. No, exasperated. Possibly amused despite himself. Possibly.] Is no dialect safe from you? I take it back before, tell me where you are so I can properly debunk this.

[He's laughing really hard right now, so forming an actual sentence takes him a minute.]

I don't want to know what you have in mind, so no. I don't think I will tell you.

[He's trying hard not to laugh at the ridiculousness, his voice is strained.]

Thought you liked surprises Jim.

Only the dirty ones.

I take back everything I said about you having grown up.

My heart.

She bleeds all over the place.

I think I have a syringe for that.

I'd rather take my chances with death.

Then it's a good thing Starfleet puts your medical fate in a doctor's hands.

I want a second opinion.

Live with your choices Jim. Captain chooses his CMO.

You're fired then.

You have a better chance getting Spock to tap dance.

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