A Message From Your New Captain

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

Comments

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

The reward I signed up for. Like we all did.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I could interest you in a new reward?

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

If I can't get what I signed up for, even the best of times between the sheets is only a distraction from my impending sense of doom, but thanks for the afterthought...

I'll be sure to not thank you, once my immortal soul's back doing community service for hell, again.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

First of all, if I have no idea what you agreed upon with the Admiral, then I can hardly give it to you, right?

So you'd have to tell me and if you tell me during great sex, then I'll accept that.

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

If you truly had control over "everything", you'd be able to look that up.

I've had a professional lifetime's experience of negotiations, Kirk. Don't bullshit a bullshitter...