A Message From Your New Captain

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

Comments

[acid_rayne]

I... Don't know whether to like this or not.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Anything I can do to change your mind?

[acid_rayne]

(1) Do what Han tells you.

(2) Never tell him the odds.

(3) Don't even think about pushing a deliberate flood on us... I'd know who to blame.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Done and done.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

The Barge is in good hands, Red.

[acid_rayne]

Well... At least I know you've got good intentions...

Most of the time.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I'm a big damn hero. I'm not gonna let anyone on this boat get hurt.

[acid_rayne]

You found why we were getting so many floods, yet?

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Still looking into it. My guess? He's trying to take shortcuts through some of the more densely packed parts of the galaxy, if you get me. This baby's just too big to pass between some of the rocks I see floating out here.

[acid_rayne]

He was...

Like that time with the aster

That cheap bastard!

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Now, a real skilled pilot could take the same routes just fine-- no flood, no mess-- but I don't know how this ship handles on the descent. Guess we'll find out when we hit port.

[acid_rayne]

Uhh... Give us some warning, first, OK? We never get that, until it's too late.

Just so long as we don't come down in water... 'Acid bleed' ain't so good a look on me.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Got it. No water.

[acid_rayne]

Han... Thanks.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't mention it. Anything happened to you, and this place wouldn't be nearly as fun.

OOC:

[acid_rayne]

Got sent a confidential picture of her in a provocative glamour pose and a lipstick mark on it.

Yes, she knows he's that shallow. :)