A Message From Your New Captain

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes his announcements, the voice of one James T. Kirk floods the hallways and rooms of the Barge and he sounds oh so very pleased with himself.]

Attention people of the Barge.

We've had ourselves a little adventure recently and I won't bore you with the details because it's a long though at times, riveting tale. So I'll just cut to the chase: our dear Admiral isn't running this thing anymore.

I am.

James T. Kirk for those of you haven't had the pleasure. Along with Captain Harkness and Captain Solo who is taking control of the helm.

And yeah. That's all.

Have a nice day.

[ooc: Plot questions go here. IC freak outs or congratulations or WTFGETDOWNFROMTHERE happen here.]

Comments

[bythe_books]

I can manage just fine.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Yes, your dance card has been particularly full, these last few months, hasn't it?

Wait, I'm confusing that with the unbearable feeling of loneliness and futility. My bad.

[bythe_books]

It's not as though I'm looking, you know.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Funny how I thought you'd say that, isn't it?

[bythe_books]

This isn't exactly a place for romance!

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wouldn't say that...

[bythe_books]

It's a place for rehabilitation.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

And calculators are supposed to be for mathematics.

Doesn't stop people spelling '80085' on them, does it?

[bythe_books]

Well, I'm not one of those people.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, eh?

[bythe_books]

I'm not--

I have somebody back home.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Of course you do, dear...

And you chose to isolate yourself away from them, quite possibly for eternity, why, again?

[bythe_books]

Because I made a promise to Prefect.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Not to come here, you didn't.

[bythe_books]

Maybe not the first time, no. I didn't choose to come here the first time.

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

Sam... Any less fun and you run a severe danger of becoming Jean-Luc's long-lost twin.

Why the obsession with obligations?

[bythe_books]

Because you have to be somebody people can rely on, in my line of work, okay?

[q-uery.livejournal.com]

And just how effective has your track record been, so far?

The one where you're suffering from constant sexual frustration.

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Why should that stop you?

[bythe_books]

It just... does.

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

I'll give you free doughnuts if it doesn't...

[bythe_books]

Are you suggesting that because I'm a police officer?

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Of course not! It's your colourful personality! You're like a big ole' bouncy castle!

Bounce-bounce-bounce...

[bythe_books]

What?

[lilah-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Nothiiiiing...!