captain_jtkirk

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By show of hands, how many people actually care if I keep mopping for another week?

[Private to the Admiral]

I'd like a word with you.

You would have kicked me off or vaporized me or whatever when I took over the ship if you were ever going to do it.

Why would I do that when I can simply keep you here forever?

I'm not a pet.

[Siggghhhh.]

Spoil my fun, why don't you.

If you wish to make a new deal, simply ask.

I want to make a deal, please. [That is the most sarcastic, sassy please ever :c]

Granted.

When I graduate another person, I get my life back and I get to leave. No funny business.

Edited 2012-07-17 19:26 (UTC)

Consider it done, Captain.

[Have a cookie. It is shaped like the Enterprise.]

[That cookie is soon to be former Enterprise shaped crumbs :c]