captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-02-08 04:04 pm
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Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.
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captain_jtkirk: (laughing with spock)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-02-09 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need someone to keep you safe from the big bad floods? [Yeah he went there]
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[personal profile] slayage 2012-02-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Wut. Wut is this.] What? No.

[Shock turns to snark.] But I'll be sure to keep you in mind if I ever feel the desire to get my damseling on. [Read: Never.]
Edited 2012-02-09 01:54 (UTC)
captain_jtkirk: (my smug captain face)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-02-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[You are clearly a lesbian]

I'm real good at being the hero. I can provide references.
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