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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

Comments

[slayage]

Someone took your action figures?

[captain_jtkirk]

It looks like it.

[slayage]

Why in the world would anyone want to steal-

[..I meeeean.] Any reasonable suspects?

[captain_jtkirk]

[That is the eternal mystery about this Buffy :c]

Not really. A working theory is that it could be a flood where your things come to life.

[slayage]

[Stare. All the staring.] Thanks so much for those nightmares.

[captain_jtkirk]

I heard sheets attacked people here once.

[slayage]

[Short whine. ALL THE BUFFY POUTING EVER.] I was just starting to be able to sleep almost like a normal person again.

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you need someone to keep you safe from the big bad floods? [Yeah he went there]

[slayage]

[Wut. Wut is this.] What? No.

[Shock turns to snark.] But I'll be sure to keep you in mind if I ever feel the desire to get my damseling on. [Read: Never.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You are clearly a lesbian]

I'm real good at being the hero. I can provide references.