lazy spam for Prefect

[captain_jtkirk]

[Well. It wasn't really all that odd for Kirk to wake up with a hangover. It hadn't been happening as frequently lately as say, when he was twenty two, but it wasn't like he'd forgotten what it felt like.

It was however a rarity to wake up in handcuffs to someone else. Especially someone else who was about two inches away from his face.]

"... Prefect?"

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Are we in a bathroom?" [Jim frowned at their surroundings for a moment, before tugging him towards the door. Into a strip club.]

"Huh."

[buywithme]

[...For some reason, Prefect was not at all surprised that this was where the Admiral had chosen to deliver him and Kirk.]

"They probably don't sell food here, Comrade."

[That may have been a lie. What Prefect was more certain of was that he was far too sober to want to be in this particular location.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[But there's pretty sluts, Prefect. And they're half naked.]

"I think maybe we should check first."

[buywithme]

"I feel like they probably wouldn't focus too much on the food here. It would probably be bad."

[Boobs everywhere please let us leave this awful place?]

[captain_jtkirk]

[It's the greatest place in the world :C

But Kirk sighs anyway and gestures for the door.] "Can we come back later if I give you a lot of gin?"

[buywithme]

[Prefect accepts this offer, and sets off towards it without hesitation.]

"Comrade, if you're going to give me a lot of Gin, then you probably stand a better chance asking me again later."