.059 - video musings

[captain_jtkirk]

You know, a year ago I thought it was pretty cool that I have my own action figure. But now I have a lot of them, of people that I know pretty well and I think it's actually... really creepy.

This is someone's toy and you know they never stop at the action figures. What if there's a board game or footie pajamas or something? Tiny little backpacks with my face on it.

And what if we all have weird crap like this out in the universe somewhere? Some kid could be playing the Prefect game where you try and sell everything you own. Or you can hit a little inflatable head with a frying pan. Or you could be like some people here and rip shit up that doesn't belong to you. [Does he mean Trip or Tim? WHO KNOWS YOU BOTH RUIN HIS THINGS :|]

Shit, what if there's costumes too?

Comments

[tooscaredtoask]

That would be an awful toy.

[captain_jtkirk]

It'd be kind of funny.

[tooscaredtoask]

Would you like a toy depicting how you died?

[captain_jtkirk]

In all fairness, if you graduate, it probably won't have killed you.

[tooscaredtoask]

If. Probably.

You sure do know how to inspire confidence, don't you?

[captain_jtkirk]

It is an innate talent of mine.

And if it does end up killing you for good, you can make a deal to fix it.

[tooscaredtoask]

Assuming I want to play agony aunt to a serial killer.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not all Inmates are serial killers.

[tooscaredtoask]

Not all of them are good looking, extremely talented thieves.

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't know about extremely talented. [It's a joke, laugh :c]

[tooscaredtoask]

I think my record speaks for itself. [No laughing, only being a douche. :c]

[captain_jtkirk]

I stick by what I said.

[tooscaredtoask]

Maybe you're just jealous.

[captain_jtkirk]

Of thieving? Nah.

[tooscaredtoask]

If you're sure.