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You know, a year ago I thought it was pretty cool that I have my own action figure. But now I have a lot of them, of people that I know pretty well and I think it's actually... really creepy.

This is someone's toy and you know they never stop at the action figures. What if there's a board game or footie pajamas or something? Tiny little backpacks with my face on it.

And what if we all have weird crap like this out in the universe somewhere? Some kid could be playing the Prefect game where you try and sell everything you own. Or you can hit a little inflatable head with a frying pan. Or you could be like some people here and rip shit up that doesn't belong to you. [Does he mean Trip or Tim? WHO KNOWS YOU BOTH RUIN HIS THINGS :|]

Shit, what if there's costumes too?

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I saw someone dressed up like Uhura one night in Salem.

... I'm honestly torn because those dresses are hot but it's still creepy.

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I think all of that sounds wonderful even though I don't know what most of it is.

Really? It'd be wonderful if your face was on a lunchbox?

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Try going to a restaurant and being served by a waitress dressed like your secret alter-ego.

That is not real.

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I still think the comic books are creepier.

I don't have one of those as far as I'm awake.

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I'm kinda surprise Starfleet doesn't do that sort of thing. Plenty of teenage girls probably already have pictures of you in their rooms.

They're too younf for me. So it's creepy.

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That would be an awful toy.

It'd be kind of funny.

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I always put it back together.

That's the game. To see if you can.

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Oh, there are definitely costumes of me. The cloak and my pig mask, stitched mouth and all. I bought one of the masks in Salem.

Learning that fucked me up for a while.

Why would you buy one?

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Yeah, thanks for reminding me about my apparent pop culture expansion...

You're so welcome.

[HORROR.] I didn't even think of that past the TV show-

OhMyGodImightHaveFanboys.

I mean, you probably do. [Because you're hot, that's what he's getting at.]

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Where did you get an action figure of yourself?

Christmas present.

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Did you and Commander Tucker record any data about what you discovered when you disassembled his communicator?

Uh.. no? Why?

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There probably are.

That's wholly inspiring.

When did you get back? [He didn't miss you :|]

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[Nothing you said made any sense. :|a] What's an action figure?

This. [See, look at Kirk the action figure.] It's like a doll for boys.

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[SHUT UP YOU LOVE IT.] It'd be a timed challenge. Like that old puzzle game that ruins your work if you're not fast enough.

You have the worst game, Tim.

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