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.058 - re: presents

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

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Then for the record, you owe me a phaser. [ALSO TEMPTED TO ASK TO SEE ACTION FIGURE. Despite now owning three of himself. :|]

I'm sure I have one lying around you can have.

Don't worry about it, I'm kidding.

Seriously take it.

I can offer you batarang lessons in exchange.

... I'm sorry, what is a batarang?

I know, it sounds ridiculous until you get hit in the face with one.

It still sounds ridiculous.

Blame Bruce, he's the one who came up with it.

I figured, from the bat in the name.

Well, I usually get blamed for all the dorky stuff.

.... what have you come up with?

Nothing.

Liar.

It wasn't as bad as the movies make it look.

What movies?

I've already said too much.

Oh come on.

They're super inaccurate and just bad movies. God help me if it's actually some parallel universe or something.

Please let me see them.

Why would you do that to yourself?

Because I hate myself.

Obviously. There's literally no reason you'd ever want to do it otherwise.

So is that a yes?

If you promise to keep the teasing to a minimum. Especially considering it's literally not me, at all.

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