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[captain_jtkirk]

[This is an entirely accidental post. Stupid haunted communicators.] --Ouch. [He totally drops the PADD now. Clang. Crash. Crack. Have some static and views of the floor, barge.]

What the fuck.

.... fuck this place. [And the feed cuts out.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I just burned my hand. I'm fine.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That was a whole lot of whining and cursing for 'fine'.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, it smarts something fierce.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Boo hoo. Do you not have concepts like 'run it under cold water and stop complaining' in the -

[And then she hisses in pain and drops her communicator, which gives you a fabulous view of the ceiling of Shego's cabin.]

Son of a-!

Ha :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Doing okay?"

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Lol still pointed at the ceiling. Voice comes from somewhere else. :|]

I'm fine, thanks for asking.

surprise spam

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[This may be viewed as overreacting, but she is right next door and these communicators are clearly just, pieces of crap. So Kirk heads over and knocks. It's easier to talk this way.]

it wasn't that much of a surprise :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Shego comes to the door with two fingertips in her mouth and just glares at him without taking them out. Fuck you, she's busy suffering.]

i guess the real surprise would've been to ignore her :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Do I need to bring you to Bones?"

that would have been a horrible surprise :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Ith jutht - " She reluctantly takes her fingers out of her mouth. "It's just a freezer burn, hotshot. I'm fine."

lol dont worry that'll never happen

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"A freezer burn?"

C:

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Yuh-huh. My communicator went, like, a billion degrees below zero for a second."

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"... what do you thing the chances of taking you on a field trip to Enterprise until this blows over are?"

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"About as good as the chances of the Admiral giving you permission to take me on said field trip."

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Ehhh, who needs permission from him anyway. It's my ship."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Aaand the Barge is his ship. And my life support system."

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Guess you'll just have to graduate then."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"It'd be way easier to just put up with whatever this is until it's done."

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"I really disagree with that assessment."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"And you think I could graduate before this thing burns itself out anyway?"

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. I do."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

She frowns and goes to get herself a soda from her tiny lair fridge. "And exactly how long do you think current events are going to last, Cap'n?"

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Hauntings are a Halloween-esque thing so I'm betting for another two or three weeks."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Are you working up to a dare?"

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"If I thought dares would work on you, I would've done it about two years ago."