.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

[captain_jtkirk]

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

Comments

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

That I do. I'm around if you want to come over.

[SPAM]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Is that even a question.

Kirk is there, pounding on the door like five minutes later. This is serious business Dick. What if they all show up.]

[with_discipline]

Why wouldn't they come near you? [Are you drunk. :|]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Maybe :|] Cause they only like pure virgins if Merlin's right.

[hourglass-twin.livejournal.com]

They are beautiful, though I suspect they'd be seen more often if there was an entire planet of them. I'm not sure I could tolerate a planet filled with so much...goodness, though.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think the goodness would be really uplifting.

[notiaraincluded.livejournal.com]

Unicorns? Really

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Really.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

...I feel like you've made this statement before.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's been a while. I still mean it.

[acid_rayne]

What...?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you really deny it?

[frompurelogic.livejournal.com]

[Really, he should just ignore Jim's... Jim-ness, but.]

... Unicorns, Captain?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You can never ignore Jim c:]

You have heard of unicorns haven't you?

[imaythrowuponyou]

Is this usually what you decide to tell everyone about?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I talk about how horny I am.

[truth_is_cold]

Generally, if I were to trade one for the other, I don't regret the decision I've made.

Perhaps there were unicorns in the most recent port, only we never encountered them.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really sure I was even a virgin in that port too. This is awful.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Unicorns, really?

Okay.

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Yes unicorns :|

Also Jim isn't wasting any time in going next door and demanding your presence with loud knocking.]

Private

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My place or yours?

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Unicorn women?

Humanoid?

Scantily clad?

...Didn't you mention unicorns in one of your earlier entries?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think dragons are still cool but a little overrated and the mermaid thing has already been done, so yeah. I'm still talking about unicorns.

[mightymorbid]

...Unicorns?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have heard of unicorns, haven't you?

clearly missed this particular memo

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Why would a unicorn not...?

[YOU'RE PURE OF HEART AREN'T YOU KIRK :C]

sorry Merlin :C

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not a virgin?