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[captain_jtkirk]

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Or if they can put up with the other woman in my life.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's bordering on stalking and being super creepy.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

A man ought not to have more than one woman in his life.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I thought it was just a bit mum-ish.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's both.

I assume you have a checkers set.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's a demanding lady, my Enterprise.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I do, yes. Shall we meet in the fifth floor common room?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ew.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I understand now. And it's disgusting.

[with_discipline]

I understand it is an important aspect of a wedding.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being narrow minded.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So I see you're still Shego aged.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you really sure you want to get married on the Barge? [He asks out of concern instead of being a douche :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

In a half hour?

Private

[with_discipline]

[You're a good man, Jim Kirk. :c] We considered waiting until we reached an appropriate port. [But she's actually impatient. A little. It's not like she can go home and see him whenever she wants yet. :\]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

A half-hour it is.

Spam/assume?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Make sense why don't you.] September 3rd might be a good date.

I can spam if you can spam.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George. Checkers. Common room. Ladies?

No. There are no ladies.]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

That is a most fine name. But it she not offended by your attempts at dalliances?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You should have filtered what you said.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That, or the cosmic radiation's gonna take care of the whole 'ageing' bit.

You realize that the cougars you're talking about just have the...lack of elasticity without the extra experience, right?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The thought hadn't crossed my mind. Now this place is even more of a horrible let down.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's the truth. It's better than lying.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She gets jealous, sure. But she knows that I'll always come back to her in the end.