captain_jtkirk | .035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

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Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

They're creatures of magic. They can't be kept - you can't just build a fence around them and be done with it.

What if you enter a business arrangement with one?

[are you mocking him sir.]

I don't think you'd have anything a unicorn would want.

[no Kirk just really wants a unicorn]

What do unicorns want?

[no unicorn for you ever.]

As far as I can tell, they can live their own lives. They just want to be left alone to live in peace.

[bah :c]

Funny how that's all anyone wants and it never works out.