captain_jtkirk | .035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

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Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

What did you read exactly?

A book of weird trivia.

Apparently, you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

I think your eyes would pop out from the pressure if you could.

Any other strange tidbits I should know?

I want to throw pepper at someone to test it out. Is that bad?

It must be if you had the doubt to ask, right?

Not if you get volunteers.

And who'd want to do that?

Have you met the people on this boat?

Apparently not enough.

I bet there's at least one nutjob that would let you throw pepper at them.

I wonder if they know what they're getting themselves into?

It's just sneezing. It's for science.

Oh, are you a scientist?

I'm a jack of all trades.

Do you specialize in anything particular?

Well I captain a starship as my dayjob, and a Warden as my other one, and sometimes I think I should be an engineer and I'm kind of a genius.

Wow, that's impressive. [He's like a real life Renaissance man.]