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[captain_jtkirk]

[Here Barge, look at the mess that Trip and B'Elanna made of Kirk's room. It's a smattering of wires and doo-dads and other wiring junk that you know, keeps his room functional.]

B'Elanna. Trip. I expect one of you knows how to fix this.

Actually, if anyone knows how to put it back together, I'd appreciate it. Or even if you have no idea and want to take a crack at it. It's not like you can make it worse.

[Warden Filter]

[He looks reluctant to admit this but, it must be done.] My phaser went missing during the flood.

If you took it as a kid, I'll just take it back now, no foul.

If you could check your inmates for it, that would be helpful.

[Private to Shego]

Were you just nice to me because we watched my movie?

[ooc; Shego actually took the phaser from kid!Kirk to keep him from like, shooting someone. But he doesn't know that. He thinks one of you hooligans has it :|]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

Looks like you guys had a lot of fun.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I guess this is what happens when you put a future captain, engineer and a small Klingon in a room together.

[batmanschmatman]

Were all the Starfleet kids invited?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nah we didn't invite T'Pol for some reason.

[batmanschmatman]

She's not one of the cool kids?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Vulcans are never cool.

[batmanschmatman]

Aw, Jim, that's not particularly nice of you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

They come from a desert planet. They hate being cool. As in cold.

[batmanschmatman]

Ah, I see. And through the forgotten art of the pun, too.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel like it's a lost art across the galaxy.

[batmanschmatman]

It really is. You would think people would have some kind of appreciation for the quick wit they require.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

People these days. All they do is ruin your things and they never laugh at your jokes.

[batmanschmatman]

... Are you secretly me?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm way better looking.

[batmanschmatman]

Jerk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Your envy is showing.

[batmanschmatman]

So's your ego.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's always doing that. Troublesome thing.

[batmanschmatman]

Better keep a closer eye on it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

But then I wouldn't do things like save the world.

private;

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, I manage to do just fine.

private;

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think you have to have some ego to save the world, regardless of who you are.

[inhistorybooks]

Once I get the other mess [lol drunk wife puking cat what is his life] under control, I can come right down and take a whack at it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Is she really your wife? I mean really]

Do you need a mop or something?

[inhistorybooks]

[Jim. For the last time. Get your own Vulcan.]

Since when does a mop help someone sober up?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[LEARN TO SHARE :|]

It doesn't but it's fun to poke them with it.

[truth_is_cold]

I should have kept a better eye on B'Elanna. [That is insane levels of destruction.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you her keeper?

Lulz second time I have done that html fail

[truth_is_cold]

No, but during the flood I was generally trying to keep destruction to a minimum. Or at least the sort where one might be electrocuted. [There is some slight robot man eyeing of the damage there before he looks at Kirk again.] Though you seem to have faired the ordeal unharmed.

<3

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

A miracle, I'd say.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No. Also, didn't we agree that never happened?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess we did.

Thank you anyway.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I guess.

You guys had like the nerdiest playdate ever. Is your room at all salvageable?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think so. It's not like it was ripped from the walls. [He's just a lame engineer :c]

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

I have your phase thing if you want it back.

[and all your booze lol :c]

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have it? When did you take it?

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

During one of those little welfare checks to make sure that you and Mr. T'Pol and the Klingon weren't electrocuting each other. I didn't think sidearms were a great thing to leave around small children.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel like this playdate was a bad bar joke.

I imagine you took the liquor as well? [Yeah, he noticed :|]

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Since you gave her the ability to go stealing stuff from the pub, she doesn't care :|]

Yes. Yes I did.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Worse decision ever]

I'd like that back as well.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Hey, no skin off my back. Come and get it.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll be over later.

[no_exaggeration]

I'll be there soon. [Because a distraction to keep her from brooding on HER CHILDHOOD sounds really good right now.]

you better give me a spam :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I am indeed giving you a spam. :c

[no_exaggeration]

[And, you know. A few minutes later she's trying to remember which door is his and showing up to ring the chime with a small tool kit.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[The door's open for when she finds it. Because he still probably didn't learn his lesson from Cooper. But at least he's inside now.]

[no_exaggeration]

[Seriously, Kirk, learn a thing or two, would you? She opens the door and takes a step in. And manages not to call him Jimmy.] Jim?