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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk's a pretty smart kid. He's figured out by the posts that he isn't in Iowa and while this looks like a spaceship, there's a solid chance his mom isn't on it. Cause she never is :c So forget asking for her.]

Why am I on a starship?

And why is there a dog?

And why does this person have an action figure of my dad? [He holds it up. It's the action figure Tim gave him for Christmas, of himself lolol] And some lady? [Here's the Cissie version of action figure, also a Christmas present.]

Sam if you're here you better say something or I'll tell Frank.

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[yourunichase]

There's no such thing as starships.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah there is. Starfleet owns a million. And my mom works on one.

[yourunichase]

Starfleet? You watch too much TV.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No I don't. Everyone knows about Starfleet.

[yourunichase]

Only if they watch TV!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Fuck this flood. Fuck all things.]

Jim, you're the only member of your family here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Don't swear in front of the babies]

How do you know?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's complicated.

...

What's the last thing you remember?

[Sounding a bit out of joint here because waking up with your unexpectedly preteen'd boyfriend is not the best way to start the day.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[If he were older, he would be laughing so hard.]

I was doing my homework and Frank--Frank was trying to get Sam to do his too.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Sooo he's still at a point where Sam's still around. Awesome, he might be slightly less intolerable.]

Right. Okay.

This is the Barge. In the future, you're gonna live here for a while. But sometimes we come across weird stuff in space that makes you young again. You don't have to believe me but you do have to put up with this for the next few days.

...

The dog's name is Aristotle.

[inhistorybooks]

Those are cool action figures. Wanna see mine? [You are getting his Frankenstein's monster action figured branished at you, Jim.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's cool!

Wanna play action figures?

[inhistorybooks]

Yeah! Where are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh...

[Hang on, he's going to check.]

Room 14.

[inhistorybooks]

What floor?

[cisskabob]

Hey! I have a picture of her! [And now you get to see a picture of Young Justice that was in Cissie's nightstand.] I've never seen them before, but this one's got an S like Superman.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Wow! Are those real people like my dad? [Look he's waving the Kirk doll around more]

[cisskabob]

I don't know. I've never seen them before, and I know about lots of superheroes. This girl's wearing Wonder Woman's symbol too. Superman and Wonder Woman are real, so maybe!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

They are?! How do you know? Have you met them?

[cisskabob]

They're on the news and in the newspapers! I haven't met them, but Mom's met Green Arrow. He's a hero too! They're all in the Justice League.

[with_discipline]

What's a dog? [YOUNG SCIENTISTS MUST KNOW.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

This.

[And you just get a shot of Aristotle. Slobbering and stuff.]

[with_discipline]

[....D: Oh God what is it. She's wrinkling her nose.] It's salivating.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a dog.

Dogs do that.

[with_discipline]

It's disgusting.