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[captain_jtkirk]

[Private to Shego]

I'm sorry I propositioned you.

Again.

[Private to Tim]

I'm sorry I asked you to break up with Shego so I could sleep with her.

Comments

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So you're over it, that's good.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Over it? It was a flood. There's nothing to get over.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then why the name calling?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Because you're a moron for apologizing. The only thing that could possibly make you even a little bit responsible for anything that happened is the fact that you're here at all.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're being exceptionally crankier than usual right now. Just so you're aware.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You've said that to me pretty much every time we've talked for the last two months.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So maybe it means something.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't feel any crankier, Kirk. I'm just sick of how people feel the need to apologize for crap that happens during floods that they couldn't have possibly avoided doing.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And I hate that that's an excuse for not taking responsibility for your actions. So I guess we're even.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Was your brain deprived of oxygen during your coma? They're not your actions. You might as well apologise for - I don't know, Reaver propositioning me, you'd have no way of controlling that either.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If Reaver propositioned you too, I'd feel sorry that you had to go through that too. It's called sympathy.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That is a completely different and not relevant kind of sorry.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Not really. I'm apologizing for a different Kirk if that's what you want to think of it as.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Just - don't do it again. As a favor to me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Fine.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Hooray.

Anyone from your world show up this month? I wasn't paying attention.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If they have, I don't know or care.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You'd care if it was Pike. No, wait, I agreed to not know he exists.

You know, you don't exactly seem uncranky yourself right now, Cap'n.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Me and the children are fighting.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think I need you to define 'the children' for me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The senior staff on Enterprise.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So either you're hearing voices or the actual problem is that they've all left and you're still pissed about it.

...

You can't possibly miss Montgomery. Come on.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We're just not all on the same page anymore.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

When you go back to the Enterprise, you don't have to remember anything you did here. Or anything they did.

Just saying.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That is the last thing I want.