captain_jtkirk: (I can kill you with my brain)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-02-18 11:16 pm

.027 - all video

[Private to Shego]

I'm sorry I propositioned you.

Again.

[Private to Tim]

I'm sorry I asked you to break up with Shego so I could sleep with her.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd care if it was Pike. No, wait, I agreed to not know he exists.

You know, you don't exactly seem uncranky yourself right now, Cap'n.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and the children are fighting.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I need you to define 'the children' for me.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The senior staff on Enterprise.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So either you're hearing voices or the actual problem is that they've all left and you're still pissed about it.

...

You can't possibly miss Montgomery. Come on.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We're just not all on the same page anymore.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...

When you go back to the Enterprise, you don't have to remember anything you did here. Or anything they did.

Just saying.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
That is the last thing I want.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why? It puts you right back on the same page and you don't have to remember the Admiral repeatedly screwing with your head. Win-win all the way.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a win to forgot you, or the people I care about here or how things really are with certain members of the crew.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
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Gee. Thank you for separating me from the people you care about.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not entertaining that argument.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting phrasing, is all I'm saying.

Uhura told me she wouldn't wanna remember the Barge because of the way things really are with certain members of your crew.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good for her. [He didn't know she said that :|]

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You could always go ask to captain another spaceship if you hate everyone on yours so bad.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-20 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And cheat on my girl? You're crazy.

Re: Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
So what's basically happening here is that you're rejecting all the other options you have in favor of being miserable about your crew being jerks.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I like to think of it as I have more important things to be doing than brooding over their shit all the time. They're there. I'm here. And you are the constant ray of sunshine in my day.

Re: Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-02-21 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So if it's not because of them, why are you so cranky?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-02-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Just... other stuff. People leaving.