captain_jtkirk | .023 - lol stupid things

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.023 - lol stupid things

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Can I have a moment of your time?

[Added later. Video:]

So.

Who wants to sign my cast?

[He's showing it off. Look how cool he is.]

[ooc: So Kirk went rock climbing with Shego. Fell. And landed on his arm. It's just fractured but yeah. This is why he can't have nice things.]

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It's fine. I've had worse. [Kirks have high pain tolerances. But he's on his way because this really does hurt. Which he will never admit. For pride and all.]

[Martha was keeping an eye out for him, and she had an inkling that if it hurt him bad enough to ask for assistance, then it probably was broken. Hopefully the break wouldn't be too bad.]

[Kirk had broken enough bones in his life to recognize when an injury was bad and to get help for it. Usually he hated going to anyone but his CMO for his ails but given his recent mood, he was actually really glad that it was Martha. She didn't seem the type to stab him with a hypo and call him an idiot.]

"Hey Martha?" [Jim was holding his arm close to his body as he walked into the infirmary, as moving it stung like a bitch.]

[Martha quickly looked up when he called her by her name, and there was a professional smile on her face. Martha liked Jim, and he reminded her of how much she too missed Leo. Maybe considering Spock had come back he would come back too. She surveyed his arm quickly, and then gestured to the exam room as she pulled out the scanner.]

"How far did you fall, Jim?"

"I kinda... tumbled more than fell. After the first ten feet." [Kirk explained with a small wince as he went to take a seat.] "The rock moved when I grabbed it. It was all bad."

[Martha looked alarmed for a moment, and she frowned quickly when she started to trace the scanner over him. Thankfully it showed nothing but bruises and contusions until she got to his arm.]

Well, you've broken your radius in two places, Jim. You're going to need to be in a cast for a while, or take one of Snape's potions.

"No offense to Snape but I don't trust any drug or potion or whatever." [Because of the allergies. His allergies are awful.] "So cast me up. I'll look so dashing."

[Martha gave him a bit o a look when he said that he didn't trust any drug or potion or whatever, and then she took a step back and towards the medicine cabinets.]

I'm going to need to set the bone first. Do you want some painkillers?

"If you're offering." [Which is Kirk speak for yes, woman. Please.]

[Thankfully Martha speaks Kirk strong man speech, and she quickly fills up a hypo of the stuff that he's not allergic too, and then warns him before she injects him.]

Ready?

"For a lovely doctor to touch me? Ready as I'll ever be."

[She grinned quickly at that, and then injected him. Giving the painkiller a few minutes to work, Martha quickly pulled on a pair of gloves and then she started to cast his arm.]

"If this was back home for me, I'd offer you a blue cast to match your eyes, but I'm afraid you're stuck with just white."

"That is going to clash horribly with my hair." [Only Kirk could probably manage to hit on someone casting up his arm.] "But I guess everything does, so carry on."

"However will you cope?" [Martha flirted back slightly, because Kirk was like Jack and it came as a bit of second nature to her in circumstances like this. Martha opened the casting kit, and quickly started to apply the bandaging.]

"You're going to be a bit of a mummy for six weeks, Jim."

"Are you going to scratch my arm for me? Do all my heavy lifting?"

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