.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[In a sultry alto:] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipJ2P8duaY)
It had to be you, it had to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who is bantha poodoo.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have you ever wondered what a Sinatra/Beatles mashup would sound like?

Well, here you go. Cause he comes back with this:]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Irritated, Leia continues:]

Could make me be blue or never be glad
Just to be sad just thinking of you.
Some others I've seen might never be mean
Might never be cross or try to be boss.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[If we're changing lyrics, then here you:]

Hey Leia, don't be afraid
You were made to be an Ambassador
The minute you let me under your skin
Then you begin to be even more bitter

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[And song changes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKkQWcseoA)]

Nothing you could say
Can tear me away from my guy
Nothing you could do
'Cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy

I'm stickin' to my guy
Like a stamp to a letter
Like the birds of a feather
We stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[And Kirk is so irritated that he manages to break the urge to sing. It's a monumnetal effort.]

Oh for the love of God, Leia, I have no interest in pulling you away from Han. Even if I did remember him, that doesn't change anything. I don't want a relationship. The flirting is nothing more than teasing.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

And I can--- [Ungh alright she closes her mouth in an attempt to keep from singing further.]

Good.

[And, grumbling:] I want this flood to end, now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How long do they usually last?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Groaning:] One day to a week.

[And another cursed song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWMAusiRfM).]

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You set him off too!]

What would you do if I sang out of tune would you
stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song and I'll
try not to sing out of key.
Oh..
I get by with a little help from my friends.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh well. Leia's face goes a little placid for a moment.]

You get by with a little help from your friends.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[HE HAS TWO FRIENDS OKAY. And he's their boss so it's weird]

Mmn, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Pause. Okay, so she offered Uhura target practice, but she was getting a vibe from Kirk she never thought she would. The song dies away quietly.]

Don't suppose you know how to fire a blaster.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of it. But I'm pretty proficient with a phaser.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

You busy?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Right now? Well, I thought perhaps I would jam some more but I could probably do something else instead.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

How about the CES? I still have Scotty's target practice robots.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Scotty was here?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

For a couple months. He was a good friend.

[And oh God another song.]

You've got a friend in--- [GDI. She shuts her mouth.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel like people should say these things when a man first arrives.

But yeah, let's go shoot things.

S/L/A?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

McCoy was here too.

Meet you there in five minutes.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was told about Bones. And Spock. Anyone else?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Uhura, but you've talked to her, I'm assuming.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Talked to, got yelled at, same thing.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Sounds like her.