captain_jtkirk | .002 - man he misses space

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.002 - man he misses space

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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... really?

Really. I'm not happy, but...this isn't personal. You didn't do anything to me, after all.

Meaning what exactly?

Meaning you're from either some kind of alternate reality or you cannot remember. Either way, it's not logical to hold you accountable for what happened.

Oh alternate realities. I feel like that's the theme of my life.

But it doesn't stop me from apologizing to you for it either way.

Thanks, Kirk. I appreciate it.

[Well. He could say sorry for making you stop calling him Jim or he could sing again.

So he sings again. This time it's Across the Universe. Kirk has a Beatles curse.]

[It's a good curse. And it's sucked her in, too, because this has suddenly become a duet.]

[This is obviously the most special moment of his life... top five at least.]

[And now it's over.]

Anything else you'd like to add, sir?

...You don't have to add a moniker to every sentence.

Yes, Sir.

So.. is there really a pool on board this thing?

Yeah. It's up in the level only the wardens can get to. Along with the CES and the pub and...why do you ask?

I don't believe that a prison barge has one and the Enterprise doesn't. It's wholly unfair.

I'm sure we don't need one on the Enterprise.

I need one. My life is suddenly lacking not having one. How are we supposed to invite aquatic species onto the ship without one?

I'm sure someone can manage it for you.

I know Scotty can do it, it's getting it past Spock that's the tricky part.

You have to make a logical point and don't try to argue with him.

Where's the fun in life if I never get a shot in outsmarting Spock? He knows I'm not going to listen to him if I'm set on something anyway.

I suppose.

He's fine by the way.

Who? Commander Spock?

Huh.

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Private - you missed this side of him, admit it :|

Private - She really did. Shhhhhhh

Private - and now he might ruin it

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Private - Just give yourself away here, Uhura.

Private - YEAH SHE DID