.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, that sounds extremely safe and well documented.

[SING WITH HIM. THE BEATLES ARE AMAZING. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.]

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You're not the Captain of this place and we are not the crew. So we're not exactly privy to all the information we need. I can give you a list of every single flood that we've had if that would make you feel better.

[Hello, hello. I don- Ahem. That didn't happen.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[OUCH, UHURA.]

If you'd like.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[She's still sore about the name thing, okay?!]

If I might speak plainly, no. I would not like. It was an offer if you needed it. ...Sir.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's being mean and he's trying to be professional.]

Then don't. Either it won't matter because as you said, they're all different, or I'll remember it on my own eventually.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[She's being professional!]

I'm hoping for the latter.

Floods happen more frequently and can range in severity. Ports are different, though they are either simple or...dangerous.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[She's got a snitty undertone and we all know it :|]

Commander T'Pol mentioned some of it to me. I also got the impression it's hard to explain unless I experience one myself.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[That's nothing new!]

Exactly. But it never hurts to be prepared.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[It's new to him!]

I'm good at winging it.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Kirk. I know.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Still mad at me?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

No.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... really?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Really. I'm not happy, but...this isn't personal. You didn't do anything to me, after all.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Meaning what exactly?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Meaning you're from either some kind of alternate reality or you cannot remember. Either way, it's not logical to hold you accountable for what happened.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh alternate realities. I feel like that's the theme of my life.

But it doesn't stop me from apologizing to you for it either way.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Kirk. I appreciate it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well. He could say sorry for making you stop calling him Jim or he could sing again.

So he sings again. This time it's Across the Universe. Kirk has a Beatles curse.]

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[It's a good curse. And it's sucked her in, too, because this has suddenly become a duet.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[This is obviously the most special moment of his life... top five at least.]

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[And now it's over.]

Anything else you'd like to add, sir?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

...You don't have to add a moniker to every sentence.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sir.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So.. is there really a pool on board this thing?