captain_jtkirk: (finally a good idea Bones)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-05-29 12:07 am
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.076 - this flood is wack

Hey Shinzon. Whatever you're doing, you're not going to be doing it in five minutes. This is your warning since I promised I'd start doing those.

You don't happen to have a spare flask do you?


[ooc; Shinzon=Bones in this flood. HAVE FUN YOU BALD FREAK.]
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voiceshall_echo: (Struck speechless by this wtfery)

1/2 FFF BALD = THE NEW SOUTHERN.

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
voiceshall_echo: (no really what the shit r u talkin' bout)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-29 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Have you hit your head?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
You ask me that a lot. And the answer is still no.
Edited 2010-05-29 06:24 (UTC)
voiceshall_echo: (Really. REALLY?)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Then you've lost your mind, it would seem.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I tell myself that every time I wonder why I ever befriended you.
voiceshall_echo: (Look in the mirror and see yourself.)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY.]

Befriended me.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay enough of this. You have 2 minutes now.
voiceshall_echo: (wat.)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
For what, precisely?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Before I come to get you and ruin all of your plans for today.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Because that's what friends do.

Why are you being especially dense today?
voiceshall_echo: (I feel EXACTLY as you feel. Don't I?)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
It must be the flood. How exactly did we become friends?
voiceshall_echo: (Fuck this really kinda hurts help meeee)

[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
What do you intend to do?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[No answer because Kirk is coming to your room and yep, he's there. Banging on the door now.]
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voiceshall_echo: (Look in the mirror and see yourself.)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE HELL. Shinzon stands and...gets to the side of the door, actually, because it's safer, before opening it. He is waiting for an attack. There may be a preemptive one soon.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[No attack but Kirk is rolling his eyes at you.] "I only get to do the cloak and dagger thing around here. Now come on."
voiceshall_echo: (lol we can be a sitcom. The clones!)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-30 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well this just makes no sense. Shinzon narrows his eyes at Kirk, frowning. Hard.] Where?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Can you not be killjoy for like five seconds?"
voiceshall_echo: (your mother.)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He was pondering replying with a fist in the face, but otherwise was silent. To punch or not to punch. :|]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Not to punch. That's the real answer.

Kirk stares back at him for about a minute and then he reaches out to grab him and drag him out of the room through physical force.]
voiceshall_echo: (This isn't slashy at all)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[That counts as Kirk attacking first, doesn't it? Shinzon takes a step after him before twisting his arm to get the captain off him.] What are you thinking?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk frowns at him. He can't ever remember Shinzon acting like this around, except for maybe in the first days of their friendship but they got over it, didn't they?]

"What the hell is the matter with you?"
voiceshall_echo: (motherfucker I don't wanna be the echo)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I should ask the same of you! I don't want your pity, Captain! [Which is what he's thinking this is. After the kid flood. Maybe.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
"What pity?" [Kirk snaps at him.] "What the hell's gotten into you?"
voiceshall_echo: (Shut your face I'M NOT HUMAN.)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
You're clearly affected by this flood. We are not friends.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe you're the one who's affected."
voiceshall_echo: (GDI Picard don't tell me what to do)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
There is nothing in this universe that would give me cause to befriend someone like you. [Snarling now, yep.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kirk manages to look wounded and pissed off at the same time. It's really magical.]

"Shinzon. It's me. Jim. Talk to me instead of being a dick for once?"
voiceshall_echo: (no time for your bullshit.)

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[personal profile] voiceshall_echo 2010-05-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that's about when Shinzon snaps and tries to punch Jim in the face. :|]

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim...is there a reason you're asking my inmate for a flask?

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But why would you ask Shinzon for one? You don't even like speaking to him.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Generally I like speaking to my friends, Kahlan.

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you feeling well, Jim?

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Shinzon is not your friend.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm worried about your health.

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm perfectly fine, but you--you hate Shinzon.

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
He's tried to kill you more than once.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
We've moved past that, if you remember.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Sometime. Obviously we got over it.

[identity profile] lastconfessor.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She's kinda just blinking in disbelief at him.]
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