.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.


[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: mostly.]

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[mightymorbid]

That's funny. Do you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't have any interest in wooing her unlike you.

I swear he has no idea; he's just being a dick.

[mightymorbid]

Well we can't all needlessly pine after the medical staff, now can we?

He hits deep. :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Someday, the beautiful Martha Jones will succumb to my charms.

Accidentally.

[mightymorbid]

If by charms you mean body odor, then perhaps. Someday. It's happy thoughts that keep us young, right?

He'll never know the truth :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I like that you're insulting my sex life when you have none.

[mightymorbid]

You tell yourself whatever stories you'd

Who said anything about sex?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to come out of your rock more if you want to woo a worldly lady like Shego.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What exactly are you implying with 'worldly'?

Shut up. Now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Because shoving your nose into my business makes it significantly more difficult to conduct said business. We have had this conversation before, or did being a chick interfere with your long-term memory?

Oh, and while I'm here, way to call me a skank. And don't try to tell me that 'worldly' could mean anything else in that context.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh so there is business to be done there?

I don't know what you're talking about.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think we're working with significantly different definitions of 'business' but yeah, whatever. Quit talking to him about me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Why do you harass him about me?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why don't you want me talking to him?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you talk to him. I care if you talk to him about me. Answer my freaking question.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not harassment.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Then what is it? What purpose could it possibly serve for you?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just think he needs a swift kick to get his ass in gear.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

To get his - and then do what?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're not that naive.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Let's play pretend that I am.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You like him.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Not so much recently, but let's just get to whatever point you're struggling towards so I can tell you it's a lost cause.