captain_jtkirk: (let's be real. this isn't going anywhere)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-05-06 06:55 pm

.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.


[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: mostly.]
bythe_books: (smirk)

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted to shake things up a little. So he works in the garden now, which isn't as much "shaking" as it is "gently nudging him to something slightly less familiar than making lists." But it's Prefect, so...

I'd happily sign the papers.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
He's probably going to end up counting the plants.

Sam, I know the future is super cool and all but we haven't worked out how to wed non-sentient beings yet. So you might be stuck being Mrs. Kirk for a while.
bythe_books: (ugh)

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I expect that.

Or you're Mrs. Tyler.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh no. I clearly wear the pants around here.

Besides, I'm pretty sure I proposed to you, so. You're the little lady.
bythe_books: (HOTTTTT)

EXCUSE ME, THIS ICON PROVES THAT SAM WEARS PANTS

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[No text; it feels weird making his crotch talk.]
Edited 2010-05-07 01:50 (UTC)
bythe_books: (WHATEVUR PHYLLIS)

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
A bit old-fashioned for the future, aren't you?

damn you and your sneak attack tagging

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
My momma always did teach me to be a gentleman.
bythe_books: (more suit action; srsly not the master)

I'm like a ninja

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You may need a refresher course sometime.

[All that aside... AWKWARD NOW.]

I'm sorry, Kirk, about your mates.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like they're dead. They're going their jobs so... I can't really be mad at them. But thanks.
bythe_books: (RADIO!)

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... And people have a way of turning up again here.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's hardly encouraging for my grand plan of graduate the hell out of my Inmate and then leave.
bythe_books: (ugh)

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, I've got the same plan.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure you'll be out of here before I will at this rate.
bythe_books: (say what?)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't bet on it with Prefect's new... pals.

What's going on with Shego?

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

Besides being a giant pain in the ass? Nothing. Absolutely nothing ever.
bythe_books: (wandering)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-07 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Two other blokes from similar sorts of worlds to his.

She's got to have something, some kind of attachment that keeps her grounded.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
No chance it'll be good for him because he doesn't like that lifestyle again?

Oh yeah, she did and then he left and she hates everyone and anything else.
bythe_books: (FML)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Some, but I don't wanna take my chances when one of 'em made a living brainwashing people back home.

...sorry. I can't-- I don't even know what I'd do with Prefect if Harvey left.

Private - LOL THE IRONY

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. You think they'd respond well to organized play dates? Shego and Prefect.
bythe_books: (what?)

Private - I KNOW IT'S LIKE FORESHADOWING OR SOMETHING LOLLL

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Prefect would like the "organised" part of it, but I'm not sure if Shego wouldn't just kick his teeth in.

Private - YOU'RE SO PSYCHIC

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, she won't. She kind of only actively wants to beat me up. Or Shinzon. And even then she wouldn't care enough because that requires caring about something.
bythe_books: (ugh)

Private - I'M THAT GOOD

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, it's probably wrong, but I'm actually considering this.
bythe_books: (nice hat)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-05-08 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell. It's worth a shot, yeah?

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'll run it by Shego the next time I see her. And then ignore her if she doesn't like it.

Private

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