.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

[captain_jtkirk]

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

Comments

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Come on, live a little!

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll be havin' any sex like this. It might ruin my chances of ever scoring again, y'know, since I've no friggin' clue what I'm doing with this... stuff. [Yeah that's why she won't, sure.]

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So.

You've always been a virgin?

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

What?! No. [Which obviously meant yes, and oh dear God why did she put this on video]

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, Kirk can sense virgins.]

Oh my god.

You poor, poor thing.

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

Yeahyeahyeah. [huff.] So, I'm not planning on losin' it as a dude.

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should lose it soon in any case.

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

[almost BLUSHES, christ, but then she realizes that'd look real dumb on a dude, and she needs to keep at least a little self-respect here]

You volunteering? [GRINS.]

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Always.

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

[-! Oh, she was... definitely not expecting that.]

OH. Well. Good to know. For future reference and stuff. Right.

[video]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Smug, smug smile.]

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I can see why you haven't gotten laid.

[video]

[irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com]

[looks like she's about to flip you off, but then she realizes:] Hey, none of this counts. I'm not myself.


... And I wasn't expecting that answer, either.