.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

[captain_jtkirk]

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Heh.

...

Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

Comments

Gabe: EQUALLY WELL-ADJUSTED.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Me! Me!

....Not with you.

AWESOME

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I was kind of hoping that my first fuck as a woman would involve a dick.

AWESOME

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah. You have fun with that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I plan on enjoying myself immensely.

[acid_rayne]

That is so not something I imagined Captain Kirk would ever say...

Enjoy your flight on Air Fuck Up.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must have a really sheltered view of me.

[acid_rayne]

Remember that other version of you? The older one?

That's the you I remember.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He was probably a virgin at sixteen too.

[acid_rayne]

No, I don't think so... You've got that much in common, at least.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I had no idea sluttiness was a genetic link.

[acid_rayne]

Wasn't exactly a fan, but your name's always been pretty much synonymous with the beast with two backs, yeah. Mostly involving women with unusual skin tones.

For that reason, I'm half-expecting you and 'Kurtette' to start getting it on, any hour now...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Only if you join us.

[acid_rayne]

Naughty, naughty... No tongue on a first date, Jane.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's still Jim.

It's not just a boy's name.

[acid_rayne]

You should totally wear pigtails.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why?

[acid_rayne]

'Cause you're cute when you're territorial.