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[captain_jtkirk]

[Private to Spock and Uhura.]

Nero's here.

[Private to the Level Zero Guard Gang, so... Kahlan, Richard, Angelica, Lara and whoever else is doing it. And I suppose Angel can see it too.]

There's a new Inmate in 0 right now. He doesn't have a Warden yet. His name is Nero. He's extremely dangerous and I'd suggest simply not talking to him at all if you can help it.

[Public]

So Christmas.

Who actually likes it?

Comments

Re: Private- His version of "helping"....

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

It was just a question, Captain. Nothing more, nothing less.

Thank you for the warning, though.

Private - how is safe sex not helping?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know, you can admit that you like him a lot to me. You pretty much made out in front of me and Scotty anyway.

Re: Private- They're safe enough without his interference

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

It is unprofessional to do so. Our relationship is also none of your concern.

Private - and now they will be ~kinky~

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

After that big long fight and that lovely chess game, we're still not friends.

I even know your first name now.

Re: Private - Just what they need...

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that you wanted to be my friend, Captain. The last I checked, you still wanted to sleep with me.

Private - it's better than Bones's gift okay

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I do but I've been known to be friends with girls that I sleep with.

Re: Private - Says you!

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You haven't slept with me and you won't ever, Captain.

But I suppose that if it is just friendship you want, I can give you that.

Yes, I care about Spock and I am worried about him.

Private - well, I mean. theirs has a smaller chance of being thrown at his head

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Never say never.

I don't know why you think that I don't want to be your friend.

Don't be.

Re: Private - We shall SEE

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I didn't say never.

I said not ever.

Private - :cccc

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You being the linguistics expert should know they mean the same thing.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Slight differences, Captain. At any rate, I think that this has gone on quite enough.

Never. Not ever. Not in my lifetime. Not in a million lifetimes.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nothing is ever 100% certain.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

This, Captain, is.

And if you wish for us to remind friends, you will remember that.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to stop hitting on you.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Why not?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Because it's fun and I flirt with everything that moves.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that you recognize this about yourself.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm subtle about it.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Who else have you been flirting with, Kirk? So I can warn her?

I imagine this whole...mistletoe thing presented such a great opportunity for you...

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It doesn't always have to be a her.

Eh, I'm not really a big fan of the forced kissing thing.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh, Captain. What have you been up to?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nothing. It's not important. I just like my partners willing.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You're lying.

What are you referring to?

I thought we were friends, Captain. It goes both ways...

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What would I be lying about?

That I can get enough people to kiss me without having to force them under voodoo mistletoe? We all know that's the truth.

Re: Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You are such a pig sometimes.