captain_jtkirk

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[Private to Spock and Uhura.]

Nero's here.

[Private to the Level Zero Guard Gang, so... Kahlan, Richard, Angelica, Lara and whoever else is doing it. And I suppose Angel can see it too.]

There's a new Inmate in 0 right now. He doesn't have a Warden yet. His name is Nero. He's extremely dangerous and I'd suggest simply not talking to him at all if you can help it.

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So Christmas.

Who actually likes it?

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Why not?

Because it's fun and I flirt with everything that moves.

I am so glad that you recognize this about yourself.

It's not like I'm subtle about it.

Who else have you been flirting with, Kirk? So I can warn her?

I imagine this whole...mistletoe thing presented such a great opportunity for you...

It doesn't always have to be a her.

Eh, I'm not really a big fan of the forced kissing thing.

Oh, Captain. What have you been up to?

Nothing. It's not important. I just like my partners willing.

You're lying.

What are you referring to?

I thought we were friends, Captain. It goes both ways...

What would I be lying about?

That I can get enough people to kiss me without having to force them under voodoo mistletoe? We all know that's the truth.

Edited 2009-12-18 02:05 (UTC)

You are such a pig sometimes.

I'm pretty sure that not needing magic to get laid means that I'm charming.

And yet I am not charmed.

Strange how that works...

You're not the only fish in the sea, Uhura.

Good. Then focus your attentions elsewhere.

It's our thing. Do you want to destroy our thing?

I wasn't aware that this was a "thing."

But I don't want to argue this with you. Do what you feel you need to do. But you'll never get it.

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