captain_jtkirk: (captaining. leave me be.)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-12-13 06:48 pm

.046 - voice post, sorry for the length

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah if anyone should be jealous, it should be her.

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly are you implying, Captain?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing.

Did Shego behave? Bones stay mostly sober?

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
She did. She was very agreeable.

Doctor McCoy, however, was not in the best of moods when I spoke with him last.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, would you be in a good mood if your best friend was destined to like someone else better?

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
There is no such thing as destiny, Jim. Only the choices that we make here and now.

.....However, one cannot deny the testimony of one's future self.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
That was an entirely different universe too.

I value your friendship and our partnership, Spock but I wouldn't call us best friends for a long time.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Great.

So I'm probably going to be pretty crippled for a while. So you're going to have to come entertain me.

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Would you care for a chess rematch?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I'm totally going to kick your ass.

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
It is possible, though highly unlikely.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm kinda high on pain pills right now, so I will make every illogical decision you can ever imagine.

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Then I look forward to the challenge, Captain.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Tomorrow sometime?

[identity profile] toomuchlogic.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly.