captain_jtkirk | .034 - strikes readable if you want

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If the past week doesn't earn us some kind of shore leave, I don't know what would.

Come on, Admiral, give us a break. Take us somewhere nice for once.

~~Don't make me commandeer this thing again.~~

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And here I thought that massive swelling of your head was pressing down on your frontal lobe. I should have realized the insanity is all natural.

It's a hard knock life being a genius, Bones. Try to have some sympathy.

Put that 'genius' to work keeping my aftercare nurse from walking the ceiling and stubborn Vulcans from leaving the Sick Bay and I'll consider it.

Those quotes aren't helping you any but I'll give a shot.

There's a saying about the fine line between genius and insanity.

There's also a saying about how they usually intersect each other a lot.

Like the Kobiyashi Maru? Or harassing a grieving Vulcan into violence? Or maybe the last away mission.

Can you hack the Kobayashi Maru?

Or gain control of a ship you're not supposed to be on?

I have nothing to say about the away mission.

I don't go around taking tests that you're supposed to fail three times. The clinical term for that is masochism.

Or persistence.

You were there for all three if I recall right.

Only because you insisted I be there and the first time I didn't have anything better to do than watch you fall on your face. How you managed to get Uhura to come to the third is beyond me.

That doesn't explain the other two.

I told you before, you asked me to. Someone had to be there to drag your sorry ass out for a consolatory drink and keep you from getting into a fight.

But I like drinking and fighting.

I'm sure you do, but Starfleet and my medical supplies and patience don't.

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I wasn't hugged enough as a child? wait, that's kirk.

See, you have no reason.

I'm a pirate for a week, that's my reason.

Alright, fine. I accept that.

Thank you sir. How is your collapsed lung/upcoming test?

Still collapsed. Going to test now.

Good luck on the test~ and reinflate that lung gdi

Nope. Walking to my test made me wheeze so badly I skipped my other classes

gdi woman, do you have a fever?

No thank god

Maybe it's a cold? or... idk, some respiratory thing

... I lied. Just hit the 99s

You. I will im you now actually.

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