captain_jtkirk | .032 - Private to Shego

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.032 - Private to Shego

So Bones is trying to prove to me that his life is overwhelmingly more difficult than mine. So I'm giving him a break and letting him take over my easy life for a week. So he doesn't explode from crankiness, you understand.

That also means he's going to be your Warden. If this terribly upsets you, say something right now but I'm going to say that it doesn't since you're practically in love with him.

But if you feel like destroying another room in the next week, then I might be convinced to make your life very easy afterwards.

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Sorry, no sale. All orders from you are null and void this week, Cap'n.

Think of it as a very strong suggestion that I'm going to hound you for the second this bet is over.

Looking forward to it. And what exactly does the Doc have to do for his half of this, anyway?

Not blow that aneurysm we all know is lurking in his head.

So, nothing?

Try not to kill anyone over in the infirmary, Jimmy.

Hey, do him a favor and take him for a run in the gym every day. I think his heart could use it.

Peter is literally watching me right now.

Hey, do me a favour and get bent. He's not a dog, I'm not exercising him for you.

Fine. Leave all the dirty work to me.

Yeah, we all know exactly the kinda dirty work you want to get up to with McCoy.

Shego, you should be the last person I have to remind about how much of a gross abuse of my position it is to sleep with someone I'm in charge of.

That's cute, you still think you're a captain.

My crew never stops being my crew no matter where we are.

It's called loyalty.

Sounds a lot more like delusions of power on your part, Jimmy. I seriously doubt any of your 'crew' would take orders from you here. ~~Maybe the Russian.~~

That's not what I'm talking about.

Maybe it's hard to grasp if you have no experience with it but the camaraderie that comes with serving on a ship together doesn't really go away when you leave it.

Whatever. Don't you have a psychopath to go babysit?

Don't you have a doctor to fawn over?

Edited 2009-10-20 23:17 (UTC)

Since when do I 'fawn over' the doc, Jimmy? Bite me.

I don't have any inclination to bite you at the moment but I'll pass the message on to Bones and see how he feels.

Fine. Great. Since I'm 'practically in love with him', obviously I'd love you to.

Calm down. It's a joke. Don't you start blowing an aneurysm too.

I am so calm. If I blew an aneurysm every time you were an immature little jerk, I'd be suffering through the death toll pretty much constantly.

Or beating up your room again.

Shut up. We both know I didn't beat up my room.

I was playing along with the lie since obviously the truth mortifies you.

You know the better thing to do would be to just drop it altogether, right?

I'm pretty sure you brought up sex this time, Shego.

I'm sorry, James. I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities.

If only your rehabilitation was that easy.

Not your job to care about that this week, remember?

Maybe I'm the one getting the vacation then.

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